Comments on: Kraft Macaroni n’ Anti-Intestinal Worm Cheese

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:19:40 +0000

Will this take care of the worm I found in a packet of Kraft Cheese and Macaroni that I found tonight while making it (9/3/2009)

By: Dick C. Flatline

Dick C. Flatline — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:28:36 +0000

Native peoples throughout the world *traditionally* used the *undried* seeds of several relatives of the common pumpkin. Every fall, *everyone* (adults, kids, pets and farm animals) ingested a small portion of the mashed seeds. NO side effects, 100% effectiveness.

Then UniCorpCabalGov’s little necktied Pepsi salesmen spread out across the planet with briefcases for the politicians and the generals. Traditional cultures are notorious for not replacing free things that work better with exorbitant, poisonous CRAP that makes gazillions for trust fund babies, so they get crushed.

Speakin’ just for us ignorant red darkies on the rez, bubba, if it wasn’t for crystal-twinkies like you showing up at the pow-wows and shelling out greenbacks for “dreamcatchers” and “Apache tears”, WE’D be forced to eat lifeless processed garbage like Kraft makes.

PS–Visit the casino often, Casper.

By: worms

worms — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:35:41 +0000

I can’t wait until the whole WORLD is controlled by UniCorpCabalGov. I can get up every morning and have my big bowl of SoylentFlakes and LactoFaux, secure in the knowledge that it ALREADY contains my mandated daily dose of THX-1138.
“Corporations. In the end, there can be only one!”

Hey, uh, I don’t know what enlightened worldview actually thinks that it’s BETTER for poor people to suffer from intestinal parasites just because the people who came up with a cure for them is a large company you don’t like, but I’m guessing if you ever actually had an intestinal parasite (like I did) you might not think Kraft was the biggest problem in your life.

By: Dick C. Flatline

Dick C. Flatline — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:33:37 +0000

I can’t wait until the whole WORLD is controlled by UniCorpCabalGov. I can get up every morning and have my big bowl of SoylentFlakes and LactoFaux, secure in the knowledge that it ALREADY contains my mandated daily dose of THX-1138.

“Corporations. In the end, there can be only one!”

By: John

John — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:42:59 +0000

So you know the source of the scientist that discovered this plant oil, but you don’t know what the plant is. How did you verify the dead flies story then?

By: Yorkshire Dave

Yorkshire Dave — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:33:45 +0000

Kraft are bigtime supporters of junk emailing, the whole world’s had gevalia coffee spam. This is just one parasite eliminating another parasite.

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:45:10 +0000

Sorry J. Carter, even I don’t know which plant they use. I do know they were also considering it for cancer research at other places, but I think they’re keeping the plant under wraps to protect their invention’s marketability. Can’t have other people creating anti-worming food can they?

By: FredD

FredD — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:32:25 +0000

Genius!

Now if they can only come up with something for all of the other horrible HORRIBLE parasitic infections that nature holds for humans!

By: J. Carter

J. Carter — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:05:04 +0000

I want to know what plant that oil was made from. I’d LOVE to get some for the flies around here from Spring to fall!! Anyone (writer of the article for example, hint, hint!!) know what it is and how to get it??

By: Totz

Totz — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:54:35 +0000

“anti-worming cheese”, should fly off the shelves lol