The Amazing Fate of the Solar Armor Inventor

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In 1874, one man; an inventor of considerable genius, was reported to have completely reversed the effect of the sun. In the scorching heat of the mid-summer Nevada desert, he was found frozen stiff by Indians - his beard covered in frost and an icicle over a foot in length hanging from his nose. That man was Jonathon Newhouse, the genius inventor of solar armor.

Yet, is the fate of our curious inventor, that of being frozen to death at the height of summer? Or was this a desert mirage; a tale of smoke screens that involved literary geniuses and commanded international media? Environmental Graffiti investigates.

The Story

First printed in the Territorial Enterprise on July 2, 1874, the story soon appeared in other publications including Scientific American, The New York Times and The Daily Telegraph, which at the time had the largest circulation in the world.

Jonathon Newhouse was reported to have created “solar armor” – equipment, which would protect a subject from the heat of the sun when crossing deserts. The armor was described as an inch-thick, water-drenched “long, close-fitting jacket made of common sponge and a cap or hood of the same material.” The armor also had a sack filled with water, with a tube leading to the hood to rehydrate the suit. All the wearer had to do was occasionally press the sack.

Newhouse then went to Death Valley to try his gear out. He set off one morning from the camp, claiming as he strapped on his suit that he’d be back in two days. The result, was reported in the paper:

The next day, an Indian who could speak but a few words of English came to the camp in a great state of excitement. He made the men understand that he wanted them to follow him. At the distance of about twenty miles out into the desert, the Indian pointed to a human figure seated against a rock. Approaching, they found it to be Newhouse still in his armor. He was dead and frozen stiff. His beard was covered with frost and - though the noonday sun poured down its fiercest rays - an icicle over a foot in length hung from his nose. There he had perished miserably, because his armor had worked but too well, and because it was laced up behind where he could not reach the fastenings.

When the story reached the Daily Telegraph, they reacted with some skepticism:

The marvelous stories which come from “the plains” are apt to be received with incredulity by our transatlantic kinsmen who dwell upon the Eastern seaboard of the United States. We confess that, although the fate of Mr. Newhouse is related by the Western journal au grande serieux, we should require some additional confirmation before we unhesitatingly accept it.

They were, of course absolutely right.

So what was actually going on?

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The article was written by William Wright, better known as Dan De Quille; a colleague of Mark Twain’s at the Territorial Enterprise. The piece, as well as the solar armor was a complete hoax; an utter fantasy that spread very slowly across international media. It went viral before mass communication and propagated as a semi-ficticious urban legend, before the times of the internet.

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edc says

Sep 17th, 2008 at 12am
its so sad that people STILL aren't reading the whole thing.

lolwut says

Jun 21st, 2008 at 12am
wait, so if he had to squish the bag to 'refill' the solar armor; how was he still frozen when he was found later? if he died he couldn't keep freezing. FAKE lolwut

Paracelse says

Jun 16th, 2008 at 12am
No wonder Dan Brown sold so many books, most readers only see what they want, and then elect g. w. bush (twice)

Michael says

Jun 14th, 2008 at 12am
"READ THE PARAGRAPH BELOW THE PICTURE! No wonder Bush got elected twice." The media will report anything if it will sell, Just ask Dan Rather.

Char says

Jun 14th, 2008 at 12am
Apparently, no one reads entire articles anymore or has the schools in this country stopped teaching hoax = Not True?!?!?!?
LOL Apparently no one reads entire articles anymore-The replies have been more amusing then the article and I enjoyed it immensely.

G says

Jun 13th, 2008 at 12am
If he didn't die by freezing then how exactly did he die???

Carpet Tools says

Jun 13th, 2008 at 12am
This and every other hoax (from over 130 years ago or not) is perpetuated by people who never stop to think about what's really going on - never question - they simply pass on the information in an effort to look interesting or 'in the know'. A little skepticism is a good thing. Believe, by all means - but don't believe blindly.

grammar-cop says

Jun 12th, 2008 at 12am
THAN! That's "more entertaining THAN the article". geesh

chad says

Jun 12th, 2008 at 12am
I heard that he did invent the Iphone, but the government attacked him with tesla coils and banished him to the frozen sands of nevada. its so sad

Doc says

Jun 12th, 2008 at 12am
I just started reading this article and I’m only as far as the first paragraph, but I already have a question: did the Indians freeze this guy, or did they find him already frozen? It says “he was found frozen stiff by Indians”...
Ah! The little-known and tragic fate shared by many a victim of the obscure but equally savage Amana tribe. ___________________________
Seemed like a pretty smart dude to me...
Fiction or not, the article states that this is a man who made a suit which he could not remove. If you think that this constitutes a "smart dude," then you are at risk of someday employing a tailor who will make for you a pair of pants with no fly. With any luck, they will also be made of sponge...with a leak-proof outer layer. If this hadn't been fiction, this clown would've been the winner of the 1874 DARWIN AWARD.