God Smiles on Stoners, Eases Drought in Kentucky

4 years ago Science

For those of you who remember hearing about how the drought affecting the Southeast United States was bad for marijuana production last summer-- or maybe you just, ahem, noticed-- there's been some fine developments for our very mellowed-out friends.

fishMany Phish fans are alleged to have smoked marijuana. Original image here.

Last summer's drought, which will still take a period of years to overcome, happened to hit hardest 6 of the 10 most prolific producers of marijuana.

With the release of this new projection, it looks like Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, and Arkansas are beginning to find their way out of the woods, with Georgia and North Carolina in a state of meteorological confusion. That map also represents especially "good" news for Kentucky. The projected recovery will be strongest in the part of the state that has annually seen the most seizures by the DEA. Also know that for what it's worth, if you're so obsessed over this situation that you have to have real time monitoring, the USGS offers it here.

By new Environmental Graffiti contributor Ben Ray. Ben is a freelance writer, check him out at What's Required


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DownwardSpiral says

Mar 7th, 2008 at 12am
oh, i don't ever like phish. i'm just here for the lot.

A$$h*le says

Mar 6th, 2008 at 12am
what does this have to do with phish? absolutely f*cking terrible.

amylissa says

Mar 6th, 2008 at 12am
Allegedly smoke pot? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

bk says

Mar 4th, 2008 at 12am
phish rocks i smoke pot

Noah says

Mar 4th, 2008 at 12am
Yea, its lame to single out Phish.. but i couldn't help but laugh out loud when i read this quote, "Fans of the band Phish allegedly consume marijuana." I mean thats just funny.

woopwoop says

Mar 4th, 2008 at 12am
I hear phish fans have the best ganja.

Uncle Zev says

Mar 4th, 2008 at 12am
Panic sucks Bisco Sucks Uncle Zev loves you all

screw you says

Mar 2nd, 2008 at 12am
screw you ass-ole....maybe you'll think twice about slandering/offending "the majority" of phishheads! you might have thought it was funny..but the joke is on you and your blog that supports slander/censorship! pick on fans of 'snoop dog' next time and see what happens, they don't use dirty words...they will just cap yo @ss fool.

Sharon Peters says

Mar 2nd, 2008 at 12am
Nevermind that the drought has resulted in low water levels across the southeast and wildlife and farmers are struggling; no, at least fans of a band that doesn’t even exist anymore will have quality buds to smoke.
Good point.

Durtha the Desroyer says

Mar 2nd, 2008 at 12am
"Cheap Saturday morning entertainment!" I like the article and original picture...funny:)