Calcio Fiorentino: The Manliest Game On Earth

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Calcio Fiorentino is definitely the sort of game you would have been tempted to forget your gym shorts for while you were in high school. This is a man’s game, make no mistake, played by the manliest of men in Italy. Like a primitive forefather of football and rugby, combined with no-holds-barred martial arts, Calcio Fiorentino was a bruiser from the day it was born in the 16th Century. Astonishingly it continues to be played to this day. One word sums it up: brutal.

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Image: Lorenzo Noccioli

The name of this most macho of sports derives from its place of birth, Florence (Fiorentino) and the Italian verb to kick, “calcio”. Ironically, kicking – along with sucker punching – is one of the few forms of violence that is restricted, with boots to the head a no go. On the other hand, punches and elbows to the face, head-butting, throttling – you name it – are all legally part of the game in Calcio Fiorrentino. Still, there are at least a couple of rules to control the chaos.

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The object of the game is to score more points than the opposing team by netting the ball into a goal running the width of the playing field, at either end of a 100m by 50m sand pit. Other than that, it’s pretty much a free for all played flat out over 50 minutes with no time outs or substitutions. The game is played in teams of twenty-seven, ensuring there are enough bodies for a good old-fashioned dust up. It seems as if the eight officials are all there is to prevent a mass riot. Even the fans want to get stuck in.

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Calcio Fiorentino, Santa Croce, 1688 Image via: Pietro di Lorenzo Bini

The official rules of Calcio Fiorentino were first published in 1580 by a Florentine count called Giovanni de’ Bardi. It was then that stipulations were laid down like players being able to use both hands and feet to make contact with the ball – and each other – and the ways in which goals could be scored. At first only wealthy aristocrats played this gladiatorial game, between Epiphany and Lent, with certain Popes also known to have a go in the Vatican. Not so now.

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It seems the only credentials needed these days are nerves of steel. If you happen to be one of the more skillful players responsible for carrying the ball or tactical kicking and goal scoring, it’s all about keeping your head while all about you are losing theirs. Drawn from boxing, wrestling and mixed martial arts backgrounds, the other guys are professional brawlers who concentrate on just that – brawling with one another – and the skill boys best steer clear.

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Although the game was not played for around two centuries, it reared its hardnosed head in the 20th Century when organised sports were revived in fascist Italy. Today just three matches are played annually amidst much pomp and ceremony in Florence’s Piazza Santa Croce each June. That’s surely enough, as inevitably blood is spilled. Check out this mini documentary about the sport. It’s great watching even if you don’t speak Italian. After all, who needs words in the language of fisticuffs?

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This post was written by:

Karl Fabricius - who has written 270 posts on Environmental Graffiti.

Karl was raised in Wales and now lives in Bristol, though his family tree branches to both sides of the Atlantic. Besides holding an English MA, he’s made a documentary on grassroots boxing, played – and still plays – drums in punk rock bands, and travelled some cool parts of the globe. He’s currently an editor and writer scribbling about things worth scribbling about – specifically the environment and all things bizarre.

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  1. gaffer Says:

    i made a project for my english class about calcio fiorentino . nice to see they’re sticking to their traditions . probably would get goosebumps to be there and realize that game was played hundreds of years ago too. it would be like time travel.

  2. Maureen Says:

    Hi Karl,
    Thanks for such an informative post. I never knew this “sport”existed. It reminds me of the gladiators, fighting it out til the death.
    You have a great site happening here. Congratulations.
    Best wishes
    Maureen

  3. ElCortezHotelCasino Says:

    Great article! I really liked to be there when the game is played…

  4. ScPo Says:

    It’s primitive Euro Man Porn. Not much historical value.

  5. Salamalecs Says:

    It can also be traced back to “soule” or “choule” notably in the north west of France, an old (mentionned from 1147 to 20th century) derby sport involving two teams from rival parishes, with an undefined number of players, a ball made of cloth, two fixed goals and an undefined area of play (sometimes several square miles). The aim is to bring ball to the ennemy goal. All other rules were agreed upon at the beginning of the play.

  6. kmf Says:

    The manliest game on earth is probably the afghan national sport of Buzkahi. In Buzkashi, a headless carcass is placed in the center of a circle and surrounded by the players of two opposing teams. The object of the game, is to get control of the carcass and bring it to the scoring area.

  7. OT3P_Wolf Says:

    They’re sexy. Manly game is right… never knew there was a sport such as this.

  8. Allaiyah Says:

    & every gay man in America wishes it were a regular on sports TV.

  9. StevoTheDevo Says:

    Looks a lot like Rugby League but with less control (ie more blatant fighting)

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