Breaking: Bigfoot’s Body Apparently Found
Thu, Aug 14, 2008
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Hunting for Bigfoot has been one of the favourite pastimes of many a hunter for the past few decades. Also known as Sasquatch, the creature is allegedly ape-like and said to inhabit the remote forests of northwest America and British Columbia, Canada. Yet, despite dozens of sightings there is still no definitive evidence that the elusive hairy being exists. Until now.
Searching for Bigfoot, a company whose sole aim is to find Bigfoot has released teaser evidence that the creature is in fact real, or was. Pictures of a deceased Bigfoot-esque animal found in northern Georgia have been released, along with some fascinating furry facts and figures.
- The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
- It weighs over five hundred pounds. The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
- It is male.
- It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
- It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
- The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
- Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
- From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
- The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same
day that the body was found.) - The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
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The creature was discovered by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who are keeping the exact location a secret as they claim there are a whole troup of the animals still living. Tom Biscardi of Searching for Bigfoot has been a veteran Sasquatch tracker for years and traveled to Georgia to view the find last weekend. A team of scientists have been carrying out tests on the body and, along with the Tom Biscardi, they will release DNA and photographic findings to the media at a press release in Palo Alto, California, on Friday August 15, 2008 at 12 noon.
Guess we only have to wait a day to find out if the whole thing is a hoax or not… again.
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August 14th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I don’t think we need to wait until Friday to find out it’s a hoax. If you check out the photos on cryptomundo you’ll see that they don’t look genuine at all.
It’s just another publicity-seeking stunt in my opinion.
August 14th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Northern Georgia? Southern end of the Appalachian Mountains? How are they going to avoid the obvious concerns about the offspring of inbreeding hillbillies?
August 14th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
this one i will belive when i see it!
August 14th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I guess we’ll see tomorrow, with the “DNA evidence”.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Strike Two…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjT_oUDcjFg
August 17th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Oh No……….not another Bigfoot sighting………could it be a man in a monkey suit ?
August 17th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I’m getting mad! A Bigfoot in a freezer? Where’s the respect for your fellow primate-hominids?
Don’t people know we Bigfoots prefer our privacy and should have equal rights?? This sounds like ethnic cleansing going on in our own country…leave us Bigfoots alone! :C)
The “Our Bigfoot” Family
January 24th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
nah, this is blatantly gonna be fake, like come on! Nearly every month u get someone claiming they’ve seen bigfoot or wateva but then u find out that they’ve made it up or just got into a gorilla suit and taken a picture of themselves! like how sad is that? There’s no such thing as bigfoot so they shud just give up.