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Photo: Günter Leitenbauer

On the one hand, being a wildlife photographer sounds like the greatest job in the world. Travelling to far-flung destinations in search of amazing fauna, then getting all outdoorsy as you prepare to take the perfect animal shot. On the other hand, however, one might foresee certain risks attached to the profession, not least for those trying to take pictures of the larger, more aggressive or carnivorous of our creature kin – and particularly when going in for a close-up.

Jaws says cheese: Shark appears to attack the camera
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Photo: thehousenextdoor

This shot of a great white showing off its pearly whites is a reminder that once we humans get in the water with this beast, we’re way out of our depth. Underwater, these massive predatory fish are often snapped from inside the safety of a steel cage – though it won’t stop them taking an inquisitive lunge if lured by some bait. You only hope the shark doesn’t confuse man and chum meat next time round.

Open wide: Black mamba strikes
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Photo: Tad 20D

The photographer who captured this black mamba striking wasn’t even prepared for it making its sudden move. When the mamba decided to strike, he unslung his camera, turned it on, and took the shot. Quick Draw Mcgraw. This snake looks like it’s had its fangs removed – but you wouldn’t want to prove it. One of Africa’s most dangerous snakes, the mamba bites with deadly precision when disturbed.

Boxing clever: Kangaroo punches female photographer
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Photographer unknown via: Blogs24

The photographer in the frame took at least two good shots: one of the kangaroo and one to the face. Ouch. Kangaroos are of course well known for their pugilistic skills. They box one another in the wild and have a history of being forced into bouts with humans in what’s now seen as a cruel spectacle. Yet it’s the roo’s raking kicks all comers have to be really on guard against. This woman may have been lucky.

Close one: Alligator shows what it’s packing
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Photo: JohnsonEarth Photography (www.johnsonearth.com)

This next shot is enough to keep anyone on their toes entering gator country – like this bayou, a body of water found in low-lying areas like those of Louisiana. As with some of the other creatures featured on our list, the American alligator is an apex predator; it will eat any animal in or coming near the water that gets too close, including Florida panther, American Black Bear – and pesky photographers.

Read my lips: I am hungy: Brown bear baring its teeth
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Photo: Günter Leitenbauer

This brown bear doesn’t look happy, but the pain it must be feeling with that broken tooth can’t help. The photographer promises the nuts he gave it weren’t responsible, which brings us to an interesting point. The saying “a fed bear is a dead bear” popularises the idea that wild bears allowed to scavenge human garbage and other food sources may become too bold – both for our safety and their own.

S’wan good headline: My camera was attacked by a swan
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Photo: My Beautiful Oblivion

Now don’t stick your neck out by claiming there was no risk attached to this next assignment. The photographer makes apologies for the blurriness as he “was trying to get away from the swan before it did any damage to my camera”. With the knowledge that angry swans protecting their nesting grounds are formidable birds, capable of breaking an arm when in a flap, we’ll forgive him just this once.

Here kitty kitty: Rare white Bengal tiger diving for food
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Photo: Briana Taylor

Okay, this photo is a bit of a cheat because its photographer was safe behind a glass wall in a Californian zoo. It’s a good thing too. A bengal tiger might not pose so serenely for the camera if it was met face to face in the wild – and that includes water environments, which it just loves. Still, however much we might fear these big cats making mincemeat out of us, it’s they who’ve been brought to the brink of extinction.

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This post was written by:

Karl Fabricius - who has written 221 posts on Environmental Graffiti.

Karl was raised in Wales and currently lives in Bristol, though his family tree branches to both sides of the Atlantic. Besides holding an English MA, he’s made a documentary on grassroots boxing, played drums in punk rock bands, and traveled some lush parts of the globe. Back from copywriting in Dubai’s desert, he’s thirsty to get scribbling about things worth scribbling about – especially the environment.

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3 Comments For This Post

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  1. Tony Johnson Says:

    Nice job, Karl. Thanks for including my alligator shot.

    Best wishes,

    Tony

  2. Dan Bradford Says:

    Not to be a killjoy, but the majority of those photos would have put the photographer in little to no danger. A number of the animals seemed to be in cages. . .

  3. Robb Says:

    Did anyone see “Grizzly Man”? That guy got straight up EATEN!

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