30 Creepiest Vegetables on Earth

Tue, Sep 30, 2008

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1. Stick ‘em up, spuddy.
stick em up
Image: Calamityjan

2. The busy-body aubergine. He gets pestered by all the scary veggies.
nosey aubergine
Image: Wikimedia Commons

3. We’re not sure whether these carrots look shifty, or rude.
veggie terrors
Image: Cameron Meikle

4. This scorpion carrot was featured as part of a Greenpeace campaign to raise awareness of GM foods. The text, which is missing in this image, says: “The DNA of genetically modified plants may contain the genes of insects, animals or even viruses.” Hence the scorpion, and why it’s as scary as hell!

Image via: Fubiz

1. Alien Veggies >

2. Petrified Pumpkins >

5. The photographer thinks this carrot looks like a bull. We need to get our minds out of the gutter.
busy carrots
Image: dragonflyonthepond

6. Talking about gutters: What happens when you cross a lady yam…

Image: Sarah

7. … with an excited potato?

Image: Rocki’s Rock n Beads

8. You get one strange looking family.
spud family
Image: Dr Slipper’s Uncle

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Linda McCormick - who has written 175 posts on Environmental Graffiti.

Linda is a writer and editor, currently based in London. Growing up in N Ireland, she craved sunnier climes so set off around the world, forever chasing the sun. On her travels she discovered she was much more passionate about the environment than she realised – although never quite got the whole tree-hugging thing – and has always had a penchant for the unconventional and creative side of life, so working at Environmental Graffiti suits her just fine.

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Bob Says:
October 5th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
that’s not a cucumber! It’s bitter melon.
Urbanwren Says:
October 6th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
These are hilarious! I’ve seen some crazy veggies come out of my garden and the farmer’s market, but these are over the top! Is it too much nitrogen in the soil that makes carrots split like that?
Andrew Says:
November 14th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Great work…. Absolutely love it!!
anon Says:
July 27th, 2009 at 8:27 am
this article is fucking retarded. no names? no scientific data? just stupid comments? you fail
wowza Says:
September 1st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
wow, Alien?
Dina Says:
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww those vegetables were grose
me Says:
October 30th, 2009 at 5:21 am
hahahaha.. very very creative.. thanks for posting.. they give me ideas..!!!
liam Says:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
OMG! It’s a mandrake! It’s going to come alive and start moving around!

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