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The World's Most Evil Fish Invades Britain

The list of fish that can make men curse with fear has up to this point pretty much been limited to very large sharks.

snakeshead

Add another one to the list: the giant snakehead.

The giant snakehead is a carnivorous fish that feasts on pretty much anything in its path, and has caused all manner of destruction in places where it has been introduced. With the recent discovery of the fish in Britain, officials are scrambling to find a possible solution to this dreaded environmental issue.

Maybe you think it’s overstating the problem a bit. After all it’s just a fish, right? Wrong. This is not your everyday fish. For one thing, the giant snakehead can kill you. Female snakeheads have been known to attack and sometimes actually kill human beings who get too close to juvenile fish.

The giant snakehead will eat absolutely everything in a body of water then crawl over land to the next pond or lake. If there’s an infestation near any other bodies of water, those other areas are almost sure to be infested soon because the snakehead can survive four days out of water while it looks for a new home.

The fish is the pinnacle in dangerous and effective invasive species. Officials in the U.S. had to fight an invasion of the fish with the equivalent of a nuclear bomb. Snipers were placed around invaded bodies of water with shoot on sight orders. Whole lakes were poisoned, wiping out hundreds of other fish in the process, to stop the snakefish from spreading. Even these measures weren’t 100% effective.

So you can imagine the fear when British wildlife officials heard that one of the toothy monsters was hooked by a fisherman in Lincolnshire. According to the Sun newspaper, an environment agency rep said: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’.” You know you’re dealing with a serious environmental problem when people from environmental agencies start cursing in newspapers. (It's probably worth pointing out, however, that the Sun is not exactly known as a hotbed of serious environmental journalism. They're far more famous for having a daily picture of boobs on their third page.)

Nobody is quite sure how the fish got there. The species is native to South-east Asia, where it is kept in fish ponds or reservoirs as a game fish. They’re apparently quite fun to catch, and they’re also considered quite tasty in China. The species, however, is banned in Britain. It is assumed the fish was a pet that was released in the wild, as that is how the species was introduced in America.

England does have one thing going for it; it’s really cold. The snakehead thrives in warmer water, and the freezing waters in northern England may help take care of the problem before it spirals out of control.

Info from The Sun and others.

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John Cadger (not verified) says:

Fishing Tailand F*** U th EVIL FISH IS COMING!

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oredein oluwaseun (not verified) says:

this is an awful and dreadful creature. whao my God is great. am scared at its sight

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Carport (not verified) says:

Hey thats good Sweeet, I want to see snakehead fish on a plane ,,That would be a kickass movie nice........

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Rob (not verified) says:

Yeah, right! You say that female snakeheads "actually kill human beings" when they get too close to their young. Can you direct me to a single instance of death by snakehead? Please.

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John Cadger (not verified) says:

I think you people are getting distracted here the snakehead is not the big problem, Its the EVIL FISH if you are interested in signing up to the alliance against the Evil Fish go onto EvilFish.net

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Tom Croft (not verified) says:

I was killed by a snakehead. SO, there's 1.

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FROMOJOE (not verified) says:

Sweeet, I want to see snakehead fish on a plane ,,That would be a kickass movie

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deedah (not verified) says:

Humans see this fish and get scared by what it's capabilities are...meanwhile another topic HUMANS...yeah, no need to be scared of that fish

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mike (not verified) says:

This will NOT be a problem. GB is too fr north for the snakehead to survive, much less thrive like it has in some southern United States areas. The problem for the snakehead in northern climates is twofold.

1.) colder/freezzing conditions
2.) Natural predators. Im not talking bass and crappy here. Northern pike. They already fill the snakehead's environmental niche and will wipe the nasty bastards out before they can ever get out of hand.

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snakeyEyes (not verified) says:

Lol, i feel like in a bad b-movie ... it's happening, flee!

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Dudeman (not verified) says:

Yeah, i was killed by a snakehead too!!! so thats 2 right there!! and you've only begun to find out who else has had a fatal encounter with these savage beasts....

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Dudeman (not verified) says:

Sweeet, I want to see snakehead fish on a plane ,,That would be a kickass movie

thats an AWESOME idea for a sequel!!! Perhaps then there might be some realistic aspects to the movie!!

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Fat Boy Slim (not verified) says:

Kill all the damn fishes

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Reader (not verified) says:

You dumb c***********g moron! Snakeheads cannot kill humans you drugged-out doofus; given that when you're high on marijuana a person has a tendency to exaggerate everything, why don't you do yourself a favour and write your articles when your NOT high. You can always 'smoke-up' AFTER posting your article.

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craig (not verified) says:

"The giant snakehead is a carnivorous fish..."

How unique!

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catbertz (not verified) says:

how about "Snakeheads on a Boat". Dude takes a vacation on a cruise ship to unwind blah blah blah. Hey Hollywood, can I has my checkz now?

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Robert (not verified) says:

i didn't just make up the part about them killing people. Read the source link or check out this article in the new scientist: http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shortsharpscience/2008/02/attack-of-killer-fish.html (removed the offending period at the end. My bad, i'm an intertard) The fish has been reported to have attacked and dragged kids into the water, killing them.

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dustin (not verified) says:

terrorists + this fish = disaster

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Reason (not verified) says:

Page not found.

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Adam (not verified) says:

That is one mean looking fish! I live in Maryland, USA where at the Potomac River we had a problem with these little buggers...they really are kind of creepy to watch. The whole thinga bout them eating whatever gets in their way is completely accurate...they are like the gill-equipped version of army ants.

http://www.livingwithanerd.com

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Brittany (not verified) says:

Is it just me, or does that fish resemble a Gremlin?
Ugly little thing.

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BassFisher (not verified) says:

I wonder what they taste like? *grabs fishing pole and starts fishing for snake fish*

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dheekfhjkrfjekrcverjkf (not verified) says:

Page not found because there is a period at the end u dummie, learn how to internet.

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shortsharpscience/2008/02/attack-of-killer-fish.html

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Athon (not verified) says:

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shortsharpscience/2008/02/attack-of-killer-fish.html is the link.

And, if you read the story, the writer himself is dubious of the title 'killer' fish. Apparently it traces back to a single US zoologist who himself has anecdotal information from Thailand. Sounding a little 'friend of a friend' to me.

That's not to dismiss it totally. But why wait for confirmation of the facts when you have a good story without them, right?

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mustaang (not verified) says:

now we have a true weapon. THIS FISH could find bin ladin.

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Chris Knight (not verified) says:

Fifteen years ago I bought a half dozen snakeheads from a local pet shop. Three days later I had 3. Two days later I had one. They not only eat each other, they eat their young. I call bullshit on the claim that the females are protective of their young.

-Chris

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Joe He (not verified) says:

it is quit apparlling, but I have lived in China for 30 years, never seen this kind of fish, and never heard there is such dangerours fish in China. There are different "snakehead" or "Channidae". The wild Channa in China are never bigger than a 3 year old Pike.

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Hellfire (not verified) says:

Why doesn't the U.S Wildlife Conservation Groups or Environmental protection agencies just put a bounty on the fish. If we could sell the fish to the Chinese then we would have a way to fund the extermination of the snakeheads in the U.S and pay the bounty hunters. And China wins cause they have more fish. If they are so successful they must be abundant and easy to catch. If i was a hobo living in Maryland I would so make my living bringing in snakeheads to the fish and game.

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blacktip (not verified) says:

this is absolutly full off crap.The writer are very ignorant!

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Jedi (not verified) says:

"Female snakeheads have been known to attack and sometimes actually kill human beings" ... I guess thats true of all Females. even the human ones.

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2146727

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yingfan (not verified) says:

Haha.
I am from Malaysia.
I do hear stories about some native people lost their arms to this fish.
But more often, I hear anglers would travel deep into the jungle to fish for really grown up ones.

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jadkins (not verified) says:

This is one of the ugliest fish creatures I have ever saw.

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PhilT (not verified) says:

Fillet it and steam it with some light soya sauce, ginger and some fried garlic bits. Should be good.

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Wm (not verified) says:

'they’re also considered quite tasty in China'. Anything taste better than plain white rice.

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The Mayor (not verified) says:

OMG! Are these snakes for real? Why live in water? I don't think I would try snake fishing, even with my Grampa. Forget that. These dudes are for real?!

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GeneralEmergency (not verified) says:

I was killed by a Snakehead too.

Twice actually.

So that makes....ummm...I lost count.

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John (not verified) says:

I got down to the line that said "but they are banned in Britain", and I laughed so hard I soiled myself.

It is the arrogance of mankind that will be our undoing.

Now get out of my pond Snakefish, you're barred!

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Mark (not verified) says:

Beowulf could defeat these fish... maybe.

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Indian Stallion (not verified) says:

I have heard reports of a man in Thailand who was shot dead by a snakefish.

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Scott (not verified) says:

I'd just like to remind everybody that the article is in the SUN! its tabloid business. I do not discount the appearance in Great Britain but the likelihood that someone is going to get killed by one has to got to be ridiculously rare. its hype and if I may quote Public Enemy, "Don't Believe the Hype".

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NOP (not verified) says:

It's quite simple. The Chinese living in the UK and USA want a cheaper way of getting these things so they can afford to eat them "locally." This is about stomachs -- NOT pets being released. I'd
imagine that resident Chinese originally from the "Mother Land" can purchase this fish using the "hidden" menu. If the US and UK _REALLY_ want to do something about this, they should investigate restaurant owners and jail the idiots for a LONG time. I'd be willing to bet that it's a slap on the hand for a having one.

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PENIX (not verified) says:

The Snakehead is not only edible, it's a delicacy in Chinese and Thai recipes.

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Paul (not verified) says:

"The list of fish that can make men curse with fear has up to this point pretty much been limited to very large sharks."

Don't forget candiru!
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797

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Beaverb (not verified) says:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fish/a/snakehead.htm

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Jonathan (not verified) says:

I too have been killed....and lived to tell about it!

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Berkana (not verified) says:

On "A cook's tour," Anthony Bourdain visited Vietnam, and what they do there is they fillet these fish, slice the fillets into thin broad slices, and use these slices to wrap a spoonful of ground pork and mushrooms, which they then dip into a batter and deep fry. This way of preparing this kind of fish is supposed to be very delicious. Have a bunch of vietnamese chefs come over to Britain, and these fish will be under control nice and quick.

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Jim (not verified) says:

What about "Snakeheads At The Big Race". These things can go on land too, so how about a movie where they live in a lake next to a Formula 1 track and start bumping off drivers one by one over the course of a F1 race weekend. It would be like a murder mystery or something because no one knows who is killing the drivers until the very end.

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FRASER!!! (not verified) says:

john cadger is right the evil fish will take your spleen!!!
fishing thaliand is a smelly pot weasel!!!
goodbye...........

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John Cadger (not verified) says:

FETISH!!!!

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Richard (not verified) says:

Fifteen years ago I bought a half dozen snakeheads from a local pet shop. Three days later I had 3. Two days later I had one. They not only eat each other, they eat their young. I call bullshit on the claim that the females are protective of their young.
-Chris

No, Chris, they crawled out of the bucket and spent four days hunting down Tom Croft, Dudeman, General Emergency and Jonathan. If you've still got one that means there's one other victim. Any takers?