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blake (not verified) says:

"Also, make sure you don’t make too much noise when you cut, because sound carries long distances in the jungle and wild animals like jaguars may track you down."

get...
the f&$%...
out of here...

a) leave Manhattan for a couple days
b) quit writing articles about the jungle from your high rise
c) looking at REI.com doesn't make you a survivalist
d) ditto for actually looking at tents and kayaks in the store

spostareduro (not verified) says:

well, i think there are a few 'dont give up' messages that are good like build a sleep area above ground, etc..

but to be honest, not to offend you, i've got some experience in this area, and it sounds more like you're saying, "As long as you have previously packed 18 bottles of pure water, 16 changes of clothes, 12 sippy cups for baby, 22 dvds, a laptop, 10 cans of beef stew, 3 blankets, 4 lighters, and a jungle survival how-to kit, all should be alright."

maybe it was just your title that was a little bit misleading. it may have been best to choose, "lost in the woods"

munky (not verified) says:

Jungle?
In Taranaki, New Zealand?

Despite the absence of any truly threatening wildife in NZ (apart from the odd psycho guarding a dope plantation with a sawn off shotgun), the only thing that'll kill you in the BUSH in NZ is stupidity.

Survival tips are all useful, of course, but please, we have rainforest here, not jungle.

And we call it the bush.

jefe (not verified) says:

Some of this is accurate some is a little inaccurate. Piranhas don't attack like in the movies. Stingrays are not in the jungle.

Ben Koshkin (not verified) says:

It will take much more preparation than this article to prepare for a jungle trip.
Bring your fishing pole.
www.benkoshkin.info

sarah (not verified) says:

I just KNEW there was going to be a spider picture in there somewhere!! Nevertheless, curiosity compelled me to continue scrolling...
silly me.

at least it wasn't a bad spider!

sir jorge (not verified) says:

it's posts like these that make me want to stay indoors and play world of warcraft all day.

Jay Crenshaw (not verified) says:

“Also, make sure you don’t make too much noise when you cut, because sound carries long distances in the jungle and wild animals like jaguars may track you down.”
get…
the f&$%…
out of here…
a) leave Manhattan for a couple days
b) quit writing articles about the jungle from your high rise
c) looking at REI.com doesn’t make you a survivalist
d) ditto for actually looking at tents and kayaks in the store

You thought THAT one was bad? My favorite was

12. To prevent infections or other types of diseases you should always carry some basic drugs in your backpack. Another way would be to read a professional guide about jungle plants that teaches you what to use and for what symptoms

"Oh, crap, I'm dying of an obscure jungle disease that is eating my flesh off as I walk. Let me consult my 800 page Lowry Encyclopedia of Tropical Medicine for an appropriate antidote. All I have to do is scrounge about the jungle floor and fight off all the scavangers lusting after my dying flesh."

wow.

stefan (not verified) says:

It is amazing how quick the jungle can get you disoriented . Puerto Rico is only 30 by 100 miles and there are parts of the island that you can get completely lost in the jungle and turned around in a matter of minutes. Great tips...thanks!

flywheel (not verified) says:

Thanks for saying it so that I didn't have to.

I read the first "tip" and knew I need read no more.

Koh Samui (not verified) says:

Thanks for your tips. Very helpful for my trip

Samoa joe (not verified) says:

This helped me out alot im going to print this off and take it with me when i go to Brazil next month.

thirsty (not verified) says:

Jesus, this helped you out alot?
I hope you survive Brazil

Asbel (not verified) says:

What the hell Jungle has Stingrays?
Do the people in Puerto Rico Really wander aimlessly
into the forest and become disoriented?
and where exactly can I find A dope Plantation in New Zealand.

harley (not verified) says:

i think that all of this informatioin is very reliable. and i could probably survive in the wild for a while mabe.

EcoPrincess111 (not verified) says:

This info would really come in useful if you were stranded in the jungle.
Whoever you are, I compare you to Bear griylls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vietnam Hotel Travel (not verified) says:

Very useful tips that I think most travelers need to know. Gracias!

William (not verified) says:

This is not a good survival guide. Look at #1. How can you find a trail and GET oriented in a jungle? I think he is talking about walking in the woods and getting lost. If you go to the jungle, DO NOT take this with you. go somewhere else like Man vs. Wild or Bear Gryills. There are other better tips, you forgot, and some you got wrong, like be careful in water. No, if there are crocodiles, you shouldn't even be near murky water. And Blake, get the Hell off of this website. Look at what you said and you will know.
get…
the f&$%…
out of here…
That is what you wrote. I dont mind, but little kids will ask their older siblings what F&$% are and you know what then. AND I KNOW THIS BECUASE I AM AN OLDER BROTHER, so don't come criticising me for this point.

dieting tips (not verified) says:

I bookmarked it. Now, if I will be in the jungle I will search for wireless

William Wallace (not verified) says:

All I can say is that if I ever got lost in the Jungle I hope that I have this list with me, or I could be screwed.