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Gorillas Under the Knife

Monday, July 27, 2009

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This week's Television Riddle. How do you turn E.R. from a favourite of the depressed 50-year old divorcee into a hilarious DVD must-have for all humankind? Gorilla surgery of course. All you need are some tame silverbacks, some adjustments to Scrubs in the costume department, and for a real spectacle, why not invite people who really need surgery in to have it performed on them by said primates? You'd be killing two birds with one stone.

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The Firefalls of Yosemite National Park

Thursday, July 23, 2009

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Natural phenomena are always best appreciated when they are rare. Niagara falls? Big deal. Grand Canyon? It's just some gap. The Great Barrier Reef? A bunch of stupid colours and some water. Whatever. You can see them anytime. What's REALLY going to make people jealous is witnessing the Firefalls of Yosemite Park. Join us, folks, as we take a trip there.

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Bodyshock: The Amazing Story of the Five Year Old Mother

Friday, July 3, 2009

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Anyone remember that episode of Eastenders where Sonia Jackson suffered excruciating, and mysterious, menstrual trauma on Christmas Eve, only to end up giving birth to a baby she had no idea was there in the first place? It turns out Sonia’s predicament, and the dubious creative imagination of the BBC writing team, is not so completely unbelievable after all.

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